Leonard Nimoy’s death reminded me of the many hours I spent watching the original Star Trek series (whose production company, Desilu, had a little bit to do with Desi Arnaz, Jr.), and a poem I used to read at the Nuyorican Poets Café:
Star Trek #6
So, what’s it like to be Latino?
Well it’s just like that episode of Star Trek
When one guy is black on one side and white on the other
And the other guy is white on one side and black on the other
And they chase each other up and down the Enterprise
And beam down to their home planet
And keep fighting each other down there
And Kirk and Spock and McCoy
Are watching it all on the main screen
And they look at each other and say
“God these guys are pathetic
Can you believe they’re fighting to the death like this
Just because one of them’s black on one side and white on the other
And the other one’s white on one side and black on the other?”
The theremin whines, the credits roll and
Kirk, who doesn’t get laid in this episode
Smirks, “Sulu, take us out of orbit, warp factor 1”
Then turns to Spock and says, “What a stupid planet!
It’s a good thing we don’t have stupid planets like this
In the Federation”
And Spock replies, poker-faced
“You forget, Jim, I’m half human.”