Man this whole Metallica thing really doesn’t make any sense to me. Mariano, I guess, being the gracious guy he is, accepted the whole thing like everything was cool. But I really don’t get what “Enter Sandman” has to do with anything. Just because they played the Apollo last night means they got soul I guess.

The clip above is from León Ichaso’s Crossover Dreams, showing how fellow Panamanian Rubén Blades got schooled by Virgilio Martí (un cubano también viviendo en nueva york) on his particular crossover. Maybe if they played this when Mariano came out on the mound I might consider becoming a Yanqui fan.